The Third Federation of Tvers is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Avelnye Moerranson with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.81 billion Tajivrs enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klaesnja. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tavastrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,642 trillion Kolskqs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,379 Kolskqs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wandering Tajivrs are known for their one-track minds, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, and repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tvers's national animal is the Oranje, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Glyaees.

Tvers is ranked 19,995^th in the world and 683^rd in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 118.35 cheeks turned per day.