The Republic of AmManies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Homer Simpson with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.295 billion AmManiesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Springfield. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient AmManiesian economy, worth an astonishing 10,504 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 644,650 Dollarydoos, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, the average video game can be completed over lunch break, and the sound of wooden legs echo throughout AmManies after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. Crime is totally unknown. AmManies's national animal is the Spider Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

AmManies is ranked 224,599^th in the world and 4,083^rd in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 480.47 milliStalins.