Long live United free lands
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 245thMost Influential: 1,941stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,727th
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United free lands

Population666 million


AnimalPersian cat

The Sweet free lands of United free lands is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 666 million Landians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freelandia. The average income tax rate is 43.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Landian economy, worth 38.1 trillion Bets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Soda Sales, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 57,235 Bets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door, you can tell when Landians are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving, Landian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and going on a diet invalidates your passport. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United free lands's national animal is the Persian cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United free lands is ranked 45,626th in the world and 1,824th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,970.69 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 245thMost Influential: 1,941stTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,727thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,302ndMost Secular: 9,796thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,159thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 17,031stMost Authoritarian: 19,642ndMost Beautiful Environments: 19,888thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,315thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,317thBest Weather: 24,847thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,028th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 143rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 190th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 303rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 383rd in the regionMost Secular: 451st in the regionLargest Black Market: 490th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 584th in the regionMost Influential: 613th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 674th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 928th in the regionMost Patriotic: 948th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 978th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,001st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,058th in the region

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