The Holy Empire of The Peoples Republic of Kyle is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mr Kyle of Kyles with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 19.303 billion Kyleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kytopia. The average income tax rate is 9.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kylean economy, worth a remarkable 4,421 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 229,038 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kytopia University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, former bakers no longer have to get their baps out, most people attending churches are maintenance workers, and adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Peoples Republic of Kyle's national animal is the Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Peoples Republic of Kyle is ranked 49,401^st in the world and 1,015^th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,737.78 on the Hickory Productivity Index.