The Armed States of Dacian Freelands is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme Commander Vlad II with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 13.774 billion Dacians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarmisegetuza. The average income tax rate is 1.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dacian economy, worth a remarkable 4,294 trillion RONS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 311,798 RONS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and in musicals everybody's a little bit racist. Crime is totally unknown. Dacian Freelands's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Dacian Freelands is ranked 1,013^th in the world and 296^th in The North Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 98,568 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.