The Armed States of Dacian Freelands is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Commander Vlad II with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 18.798 billion Dacians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarmisegetuza. The average income tax rate is 2.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dacian economy, worth a remarkable 5,920 trillion RONS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 314,944 RONS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trick-or-treaters and circus clowns have been arrested under suspicion of being renegade vigilantes, charity workers were first up against the wall when the time came, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's, and families burn Supreme Commander Vlad II's latest official photograph to keep warm. Crime is totally unknown. Dacian Freelands's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Dacian Freelands is ranked 314,523^rd in the world and 5,926^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -791.44 on the Scary Big Number Scale.