The People's Republic of Eurochina is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Xi Guterres-Schwab von der Leyen with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, digital currency, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.937 billion Eurochinese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing-Brussels Eperopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurochinese economy, worth 787 trillion Eurorenminbis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,281 Eurorenminbis, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Xi Guterres-Schwab von der Leyen, penny whistles have been rebranded 'tin hornpipes', polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, and immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurochina's national animal is the white panda cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Worldwide homogeneity.

Eurochina is ranked 267,265^th in the world and 4,823^rd in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 17,771.33 Standard Monetary Units.