The Republic of Cinnibar is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Magde Michel with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.4 billion Clydes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty. The average income tax rate is 89.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Clydic economy, worth a remarkable 1,214 trillion Nils a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,659 Nils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

With increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cinnibar's national animal is the Stallion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Cinnibar is ranked 172,853^rd in the world and 8,505^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.82 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.