The Republic of Cinnibar is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Magde Michel with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.39 billion Clydes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Clydic economy, worth 911 trillion Nils a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 87,692 Nils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Cinnibar will pay them to stop, supervisors in Cinnibar commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, street graffiti indicates the political party that dominates a neighborhood, and there's a hole in the heart of every Clydic city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cinnibar's national animal is the Stallion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Cinnibar is ranked 9,812^th in the world and 374^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,312.21 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.