The Free Land of Crystal Creation is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Adonas Kįlx with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 9.293 billion Crystal Creationian of New Yorks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gonđę je kįlx. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Crystal Creationian economy, worth a remarkable 1,166 trillion Times a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 125,561 Times, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, and there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crystal Creation's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crystal Creation is ranked 266,643^rd in the world and 12,432^nd in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -423.27 on the Hayek Index.