Population | 5.201 billion |
Capital | Xyloth |
Leader | Zylon Kromak |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | Credits |
Animal | BearSquirrel |
The Democratic States of New Xyroxes is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Zylon Kromak with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.201 billion New Xyroxesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyloth. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient New Xyroxesian economy, worth 743 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,982 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Polite commuters on the Xyloth Metro always let hurried workers off the train first, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, saying "don't do anything that Zylon Kromak wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Xyroxes's national animal is the BearSquirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
New Xyroxes is ranked 51,191st in the world and 836th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 878.67754181268 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Xyroxes was endorsed by The Rising Sun's Land of Yaorozu.
- : New Xyroxes was endorsed by The Illustrious Domain of Vancricia.
- : New Xyroxes was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ubeland.
- : New Xyroxes was endorsed by The Holy Blue Lucky Nation of The Tony Paporordia.
- : New Xyroxes was endorsed by The United States of The New Oceanic States.
- : New Xyroxes endorsed The Commonwealth of United Kahndaq.
- : Following new legislation in New Xyroxes, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers.
- : New Xyroxes endorsed The 32 50 bank of Germanic Cat.
- : New Xyroxes was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Eralan.
- : New Xyroxes was endorsed by The Wartime General of Francois Isidore.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 185 » Shibutani, Siwale, Pazair, Varisland, The Rhein States, The Jerichowan Country, Bankowiata, Ethnon, Koda-Land, Omicron Persei V111, Filibustra, Corfad, Kwaj, Wilkshire, Dreadton, Great Bights Mum, Kranostav, Omnistria, Cobolica, Regallio, Pallaith, Loutsland, Oannia, Sil Dorsett, Simone Republic, PotatoFarmers, Frances Francis the First of France, Former English Colony, Xagill, Zyvetskistaahn, Wineclaw, Wisconsota, Unshleepd, Gragadoia, Parpyduckland, Antiyard, Sechiole, KAP03land, Cartures, North Bratislava, Laurendon, The Austro Germanic Union, Merconitonitopia, TyGerria, Chipoli, The Arverni Lands, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Unsophisticate, Atrito, Sri Temasekia, and 135 others.Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Hentaigraado, Maott, Tsandonown, Darkanistan, New-Ferytland, Harjad, New Trisone, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Greater Pittsburgh, Racoda, Inspiratus, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Etanur, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, TamilPesum, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, IHateRights, Ellbonnia, Nationeer, Votak Matim, Federation of Vanguard, Blyskalia, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Zerentopia, Territorio di Nessuno, Snipland, Esperonia, Southern Moosetopia, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, Marlducro, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, South Parter, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, Frieszia, New Atlantico, Singamadri, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Empy, Arucaria, Kaschovia, Rex Republic, Kingdom of Time, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Bedsonya, Fran Advar, Ovekisu, The Blind Side, Batatoland Empire, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, Alogiada, Tugupaw, Inclement Space, New Cordyceps, Bodhisva, Ishtimbine, Saint-Dauphin, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Sellaeta, Sindoesia, Vertigoism, New Derse, Qep, Republiqueducroissant, Bardopia, Sur Isles, Galbadiana, Aerilia, Zandos, Lionsroar, Eurocom, Hyphen, Mystiquelle, Armonker, Perikuresu, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Zelenaya Dolina, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Luminerra, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Valentine Z, Fragrancia, Ayuzhhhhh, Ereena, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Barxa, Halsoni, Germanic Cat, United Kahndaq, Texaska, Altivia, Nistriabar, Northern Tatria, Nu Elysium, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, Eralan, The New Oceanic States, The Tony Paporordia, Ubeland, Vancricia, and Yaorozu.