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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,454thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,339thSafest: 4,032nd
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New Xyroxes

Population1.381 billion

LeaderZylon Kromak


The Democratic States of New Xyroxes is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zylon Kromak with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.381 billion New Xyroxesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyloth. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Xyroxesian economy, worth 156 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 113,678 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every New Xyroxesian grocery store, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, Zylon Kromak has been nicknamed 'Robomop', and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Xyroxes's national animal is the BearSquirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

New Xyroxes is ranked 10,307th in the world and 555th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 90.86 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,454thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,339thTop
Safest: 4,032ndMost Influential: 4,575thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,953rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,436thMost Pacifist: 7,647thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,917thNicest Citizens: 8,510thMost Inclusive: 8,566thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,256thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,603rdHighest Food Quality: 9,761stSmartest Citizens: 10,307thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,137thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,197thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,230thMost Developed: 12,199thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,229thMost Secular: 12,536thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 13,743rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,127thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,466thMost Cultured: 15,387thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,035thBest Weather: 16,080thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,089thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,236thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,890thLargest Governments: 17,962ndLargest Publishing Industry: 18,839thLowest Crime Rates: 19,030thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,447th
Least Corrupt Governments: 120th in the regionSafest: 216th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 404th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 425th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 438th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 444th in the regionMost Pacifist: 460th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 479th in the regionNicest Citizens: 500th in the regionMost Inclusive: 513th in the regionNudest: 519th in the regionRudest Citizens: 531st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 542nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 555th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 568th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 584th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 605th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 649th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 684th in the regionMost Developed: 697th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 740th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 771st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 796th in the regionMost Cultured: 796th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 812th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 838th in the regionBest Weather: 846th in the regionMost Politically Free: 848th in the regionLargest Governments: 867th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 868th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 885th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 889th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 894th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 895th in the regionMost Influential: 994th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,043rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Xyroxes voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".
  • : Following new legislation in New Xyroxes, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : New Xyroxes was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in New Xyroxes, Zylon Kromak has been nicknamed 'Robomop'.
  • : Following new legislation in New Xyroxes, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
  • : Following new legislation in New Xyroxes, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every New Xyroxesian grocery store.
  • : Following new legislation in New Xyroxes, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts".
  • : New Xyroxes endorsed The Confederacy of The Arverni Lands.
  • : New Xyroxes was endorsed by The Confederacy of The Arverni Lands.
  • : Following new legislation in New Xyroxes, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 145 » Shibutani, Tachycardia, Sojenre, Yaorozu, Aerilia, Siwale, Lulubellia, Pazair, Libertarianists States, Varisland, Jupi Utopia, Valiacorkit, Ayuzhhhhh, The Rhein States, The Jerichowan Country, Orado, Bankowiata, Ardonii, Ethnon, Guer Aike, Galbadiana, Koda-Land, Notyoutopia, Kormisia, Hulldom, Omicron Persei V111, Tape, Filibustra, Corfad, Hardscrabble, Kwaj, Ellbonnia, Artoriticitys, Aenglaland, Wilkshire, Loli County, Dreadton, Great Bights Mum, Kranostav, Q w e r t y, Card Kingdom, Omnistria, United States of Dictators, Pinguioris, Blyskalia, Cobolica, Regallio, Pallaith, Loutsland, ForestMythal, and 95 others.Kastonvia, New Lakemba, Oannia, Lovarpia, Nothing Of Value, Testnation223, Sil Dorsett, Simone Republic, Selfgradatude, Pinky Queen, Bongo Mountain, Capablanca, PotatoFarmers, The Erie Doctrine, Heilhum Imperius, Seanat, Toilet Man, Piura, Frances Francis the First of France, Sunto, Former English Colony, Xagill, Sannius, Zyvetskistaahn, Banaus, United Free Lands, Harjad, Scroplia, Klodma, Miyasaka, Praestania, Communist Beijing Must be China, Surb Clant, Kandorith, Wineclaw, Hops and Malt, Smib, Lefevrerismo, Wisconsota, Diodone, Unshleepd, Ishtimbine, Gragadoia, Paradeavenlisian States, Berke Khan, El Guajuila, Parpyduckland, Tyirza, Liberepublia, Antiyard, Guslantis, Sechiole, Sea Star Islands, Prevaland, Hopenadya, Choi Aeguka, Meadowfields, Sakupolis, Twinbrook, Alfenheim, Inferior Impor, Yokciq Empire, 1 very fast endotarter, KAP03land, The Marions, Your Own Medicine, XD 2, Ohiyo, Individualist Catopia, Cowbridge, Cartures, Psykistria, North Bratislava, SteelFists, Imperial Nation Nlaaciaroepmi, Jorni, Napnomadia, Riocht mor Daraen, Laurendon, The Austro Germanic Union, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Almond Tofu, Vivanco, Merconitonitopia, Neo Santos, Milhanex, TyGerria, Ovekisu, Senlanaland, Chipoli, Kurkmeistan, Runeda, Revrielleverizzlan, Wisso, and The Arverni Lands.