B-Baka!! Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 841stMost Influential: 1,126thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,957th
The Loli Union Federal Republic of
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Ham Federation

Population3.346 billion

LeaderLoli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline

CurrencyDoll Hair
AnimalHindslavic Pig

The Loli Union Federal Republic of Ham Federation is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.346 billion Lolis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metrololi. The average income tax rate is 62.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loli economy, worth 405 trillion Doll Hairs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,113 Doll Hairs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

On-duty Air Ham Federation flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ham Federation's national animal is the Hindslavic Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lolism.

Ham Federation is ranked 16,778th in the world and 822nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.5 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 841stMost Influential: 1,126thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,957thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,946thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 10,602ndMost Developed: 14,247thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,453rdHighest Poor Incomes: 14,503rdLowest Crime Rates: 16,778thMost Efficient Economies: 18,341stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,599thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,082ndMost Subsidized Industry: 20,629th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 118th in the regionMost Influential: 445th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 473rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 549th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 660th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 739th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 747th in the regionMost Developed: 749th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 805th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 822nd in the regionMost Stationary: 843rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 869th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 892nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 894th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 908th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 938th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,014th in the region

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