B-baka!! Go to Gulag!! Supreme Loli Leader Princess Adeline
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 576thMost Influential: 1,236thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,084th
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Ham Federation

Population9.663 billion

LeaderSupreme Loli Leader Princess Adeline

CurrencyDoll Hair
AnimalHindslavic Hog

The Loli Union Federal Republics of Ham Federation is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Loli Leader Princess Adeline with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 9.663 billion Lolis are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flemery. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Loli economy, worth a remarkable 1,175 trillion Doll Hairs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,603 Doll Hairs, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas", major cities run on potato batteries, the arms industry is strictly regulated, and street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ham Federation's national animal is the Hindslavic Hog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lolism.

Ham Federation is ranked 17,012th in the world and 565th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,510.69 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 576thMost Influential: 1,236thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,084thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,369thBest Weather: 12,809thMost Developed: 12,873rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,347thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,924thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,162ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,629thMost Stationary: 14,830thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 15,847thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,104thLowest Crime Rates: 16,250thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,717thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,902ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,012thMost Efficient Economies: 17,682ndLargest Governments: 18,142ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,420thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,596thHighest Economic Output: 20,566thSmartest Citizens: 22,254thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,747thHighest Food Quality: 24,892ndNicest Citizens: 26,735thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,921stHighest Average Incomes: 29,091stMost Patriotic: 29,479thMost Advanced Public Transport: 29,505thHealthiest Citizens: 29,579thMost Inclusive: 30,739th
Most Influential: 378th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 383rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 394th in the regionMost Stationary: 397th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 484th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 565th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 600th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 609th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 645th in the regionBest Weather: 674th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 684th in the regionLargest Populations: 701st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 711th in the regionMost Developed: 718th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 719th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 734th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 742nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 779th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 795th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 839th in the regionLargest Governments: 859th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 871st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 877th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 918th in the region

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