B-Baka!! Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 647thMost Influential: 1,019thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,464th
The Loli Union Federal Republic of
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Ham Federation

Population2.364 billion

LeaderLoli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline

CurrencyDoll Hair
AnimalHindslavic Pig

The Loli Union Federal Republic of Ham Federation is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.364 billion Lolis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metrololi. The average income tax rate is 54.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loli economy, worth 285 trillion Doll Hairs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,825 Doll Hairs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

It's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ham Federation's national animal is the Hindslavic Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lolism.

Ham Federation is ranked 33,740th in the world and 1,990th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 55,096.55 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 647thMost Influential: 1,019thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,464thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 8,851stMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,448thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,591stMost Developed: 15,083rdHighest Poor Incomes: 16,744thMost Efficient Economies: 16,995thLowest Crime Rates: 17,145thNicest Citizens: 17,400th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 106th in the regionMost Influential: 365th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 434th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 455th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 494th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 572nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 800th in the regionMost Developed: 807th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 809th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 833rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 853rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 864th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 866th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 934th in the region

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