We Will Endure
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 144thMost Influential: 360thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,294th
The Protectorate of
Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.487 billion

LeaderFingle Dan


The Protectorate of Cobolica is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Fingle Dan with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 1.487 billion Cobolicans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citadel. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cobolican economy, worth 275 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 185,101 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, Cobolican novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Fingle Dan, and there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cobolica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cobolica is ranked 9,475th in the world and 474th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,104.26 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 144thMost Influential: 360thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,294thTop
Most Armed: 3,891stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,006thMost Secular: 4,343rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,173rdMost Developed: 5,277thSmartest Citizens: 5,845thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,229thLargest Governments: 6,853rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,766thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,738thHighest Average Incomes: 9,032ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,381stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,475thMost Efficient Economies: 10,316thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,141stLongest Average Lifespans: 11,669thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,714thTop
Most Inclusive: 13,327thMost Patriotic: 13,416thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,633rdMost Subsidized Industry: 14,166thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,228thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,330thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,786thHealthiest Citizens: 16,961stLargest Publishing Industry: 17,034thHighest Food Quality: 17,086thLargest Retail Industry: 19,594thMost Cultured: 22,033rdLargest Insurance Industry: 23,502ndLargest Welfare Programs: 23,767thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,351st
Most Influential: 73rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 107th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 138th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 141st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 221st in the regionMost Secular: 224th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 264th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 294th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 318th in the regionMost Developed: 318th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 356th in the regionLargest Governments: 374th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 392nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 416th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 427th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 455th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 474th in the regionMost Patriotic: 495th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 510th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 510th in the regionRudest Citizens: 547th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 559th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 671st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 682nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 688th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 717th in the regionMost Inclusive: 776th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 779th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 786th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 821st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 857th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 900th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 908th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 944th in the regionMost Cultured: 1,076th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1,121st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,159th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cobolica endorsed The People's Republic of Kurkmeistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Cobolica, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Cobolica, Cobolican novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Fingle Dan.
  • : Following new legislation in Cobolica, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Following new legislation in Cobolica, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Cobolica was endorsed by The People's Republic of Kurkmeistan.
  • : Cobolica voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
  • : Following new legislation in Cobolica, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Cobolica, most ambassadors from Cobolica retire only a few years after being appointed.
  • : Following new legislation in Cobolica, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 477 » Pazair, KAP03land, Lulubellia, Aerilia, Shibutani, Bongo Mountain, Yaorozu, Card Kingdom, Napnomadia, Guer Aike, Harjad, Ellbonnia, Pallaith, Hellsinky, Bankowiata, Eggplant Island, Great Bights Mum, Pasargad, Tachycardia, Corfad, Wilkshire, The Rhein States, Notyoutopia, Aenglaland, Kastonvia, Kwaj, Q w e r t y, The Erie Doctrine, Former English Colony, ForestMythal, Koda-Land, Disenchantment, Aeolist, New Lakemba, Federation Terra Australis, Pinguioris, North Bratislava, Hardscrabble, Konolas, Eternal Dominion, Clan Spaniel, Brandenburg-Ansbach, Western Vapia, Canineia, Sojenre, Folenz, Solaria Alliance, XD 2, Lil Nasbol, Neavira, and 427 others.Nordic-British Union, Ayuzhhhhh, Just Vibin, The Austro Germanic Union, Chukstik Illahi, Ethnon, Holy Oranz, TJUN-ia, Dicko, Perikuresu, Andanavia, United States of Americanas, Dromanius, Kappacon, Aidiarnia, Warnen, Klodma, El Guajuila, Altivia, Panterastan, Inspiratus, Keld, Miamington, Neopie, Walter Jackson, Azzarel, New Zenonia, Very Pog, Singamadri, FezEmerald, Northern Socialist Council Republics, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Omolon, Dakota Territories, Tamarvand, Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa, Nuronte, 2 and 2 is Fish, Fell Dunn, Laurendon, Lemonbiscuits, Manticore utopia, Soviet Terran, Jaded Grammarians, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, Parpyduckland, Laxoimia, Malta Comino Gozo, Fran Advar, AmManies, The Jerichowan Country, Laudesia, Free Culture, Fascist Democracy, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Katuda, Upper Canada Republic, Intelbrazia, Necromonia, Arquan, LostLegion, Zupla, South Baba, ABC, The Bureaucratic Territories, Fratanica, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Tvers, DIMAnism, Old Emporia, Liberum Hibernia, The Windmilluminati, Vene Gra, Yellops, French Bananastan, Arctic Kingdoms, Feradia, Renemaran, Lordelles, United Asgardian States, Super Girl, Karazan, Eraver, Liminyj, Phoronu, Ozstan, Pantor, Brsil, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Verdonne, Kobagia, Confederacy of North America, Vexilia, Cartures, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, A Salmon Named Harold, Republic Sickle, Unsophisticate, The Sinclarian Provinces, Holy Marcus Empire, Dontrovolous, Victoria Crater, Ohiyo, Socialist People of Redondo Mundo, Federated States of Nations, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, State of Dragoonia, Chiho, Finchin, Batatoland Empire, Demo Troplenia, Sanctum Teriaris, Runeda, Luminerra, Rainengrad, Lucedeia, Etanur, Chadinton, Detrivania, Pleroma Sans Romans, Ahssn, Feelonia, Nistriabar, Artelesia, Zimmerdachen, Wooleystan, Nordliches Stadt, Mystiquelle, Quentiam Viventem, Frances Francis the First of France, Arrivederci, Regallio, Sunto, Logovets, Rinadia, Seenvorland, Ramiru, Oannia, United States of Medford, Bornodia, Deseret-Moronia, Sattelbach, Alice Gardens, The Highland Union, East Wushen, PotatoFarmers, Freyford, Seanat, Loutsland, Neo Colorado, Zemper Macro, Yukti, The Vistula, Sil Dorsett, Panama Coalition, Lovarpia, The Navy Blue, Britain and Northern America, Alcavia, Votak Matim, 1 very fast endotarter, The Scarborough Administration, Solmetria, Pradovnia, Xagill, David Davidson, Judean Utopia, Vesuva, Spifftopiania, Desvios, THE REGIME OF HAPPYLAND, Nationeer, Amerian States, Ice and Tinian, The Unicrons, Socialist Soviet Armenia, Tehmistan, Ateala, Maott, Zokk, Democatic Donkeys, Cloydicia, Cinnibar, DarThvadrville, Xentherida, Dreadton, Veltvalen, Wisconsota, Vincone Cae, Gliese Minor, Zecit, Landraya, Tibus Heth, Irongirong, Amestris-Britannia, The Arverni Lands, Kandorith, Visse, Siwale, Khoik, Blyskalia, Waystar Fujiwara International, Gragadoia, Advancia-Sizzletown, Kranostav, Flurbleland, Ringnesia, Auberean Waves, Polnisches Deutschland, Gmt2001, Eastern Ming Empire, Rex Republic, Telviesul, Kitabo, Merconitonitopia, Tyirza, Bagojo, Sinelona, Valentine Z, GPT-3, Fengate, Hops and Malt, Myrenia, Aryan Homeland, Buckerino, Ardonii, Hulldom, Zixu, Varisland, Constantinolia, Doessay, Hoppem, Unshleepd, Loli County, Jesters, Kree Turrytopia, Guccistan, Calanguistao, Sumerya, Artoriticitys, Thought Obliteration, Professor Thomas, Serketa, Spacenerdtopia, Ecrax, Westphalie, Filibustra, Napalini, Alsion, Esteneng, Roon and the Commander, Morachia, Mitea Carin, Dinoium, Gothgraff and Lilium, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Decotylistan, Mandurium, Arucaria, Dacian Freelands, Low Woodland, Weeb cult, Hai Han, Mk Steele, Andia Hotai, Saperisole, Randoes, Wadua, Kolongpar, The Republic of Maltaland, Scres Gidgerland, Cowbridge, Itsark, Holy Ramen Empire, Hiatsu Himaru, Proserpino, Blagolia, Ivy Rekkia, Dc0g, Fatski land, Napnap, New-Poland, Ugarite, Steampunk Ariel, Imperialist Kondor, Eskeed, Hippogriffia, MAACAU, Gildenshtuck, Gurou, Bakestate, Soziale, The Discipled, Consumeistan, Saldam, U S Eh, Soutan, Desboroughshire, New Trisone, Orado, Plangainer, McNancyia, Kaiser Dominance, NoMoreLands, Sundorlande, Ferra Arcis, Omicron Persei V111, Hentaigraado, Anne of Cleves in TNP, RdTarigan, CANNBISHIVEMIND, Geezy For Life, Jupi Utopia, Valiacorkit, OnlyFanLandia, United States of Dictators, Galbadiana, Marseo, Wineclaw, Trubirohan, Luniandez, Libertarianists States, Conteria, Sakupolis, Sannius, Bud Prussia, Prevaland, Selfgradatude, The Zheng Dynasty, Heilhum Imperius, Cocolt, Andstions, The African Union States, Crystique, Orhtezia, Paradise and Zion, Endeonland, Cadonio, Michinari, Dogenational, Second Provania, Toilet Man, Dolmeria, Liblujana, Tenana, Amdupe, Colonla, Kormisia, Reminie, Inferior Impor, Armadina, TamilPesum, Tape, Delacia, Bardopia, Nothing Of Value, Westswedia, Kamohoalii, Taguime, Kingdon of Spades, Oceania-America, Estroski, Pinky Queen, Oroyan, Jehlidus, New Xyroxes, Drunk Terminators, Omnistria, Sagittarian, Testnation223, Simone Republic, Capablanca, Banaus, Piura, Lefevrerismo, Zyvetskistaahn, Roman Empire August, Scroplia, Miyasaka, Praestania, Communist Beijing Must be China, Surb Clant, Diodone, Smib, Ishtimbine, Berke Khan, Sechiole, Etaima, Liberepublia, Choi Aeguka, Alfenheim, Antiyard, Sea Star Islands, Hopenadya, Yamantau, Joevala, Meadowfields, Swcad, Arstungry, Aekp, Twinbrook, Lumnoscherya, Yokciq Empire, Your Own Medicine, Jorni, Catel Sago, Individualist Catopia, Chipoli, SteelFists, Psykistria, Imperial Nation Nlaaciaroepmi, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Zelenaya Dolina, Riocht mor Daraen, Shizzy, Uritalitaria, Neo Santos, Commonwealths of America, Tyson Rose, Almond Tofu, Volletnia, Neptunian Military Administration, TyGerria, Agencourt, Ovekisu, Guslantis, and Kurkmeistan.