The Commonwealth of Hellsinky is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.798 billion Hellsinkyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Hellsinkyian economy, worth 568 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,895 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Hellsinky in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellsinky's national animal is the quokka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hellsinky is ranked 121,248^th in the world and 1,855^th in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 3,134.8 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.