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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 232ndMost Influential: 485thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,167th
The Commonwealth of
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Population2.531 billion


The Commonwealth of Hellsinky is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.531 billion Hellsinkyians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 54.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Hellsinkyian economy, worth 182 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,194 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hellsinky has designated Hellsinky City as its capital city, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, and teenagers sit around on their butts all day. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellsinky's national animal is the quokka, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Hellsinky is ranked 59,155th in the world and 2,230th in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 3,970.16 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 232ndMost Influential: 485thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 8,167thMost Pacifist: 11,788thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,470thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,665thSafest: 14,205thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,257thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,168thNicest Citizens: 19,823rdLongest Average Lifespans: 21,814thMost Secular: 25,204th
Most Influential: 108th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 178th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 456th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 467th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 545th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 681st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 693rd in the regionSafest: 798th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,046th in the regionNicest Citizens: 1,084th in the region

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