The Commonwealth of Pigeonstan is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 433 million Pigeons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pigeontropolis. The average income tax rate is 56.0%.

The powerhouse Pigeononyim economy, worth 44.6 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 103,008 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

One can walk from one side of Pigeontropolis to the other without setting foot on Pigeononyim soil, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Pigeononyim Liberator", parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, and theoretical science is only theoretical. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pigeonstan's national animal is the Pigeon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Pigeonstan is ranked 30,480^th in the world and 1,428^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 73.85 on the Human Development Index.