The Democratic Union of New Trisone is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dorian Q'umir with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.679 billion New Trisoneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Trisone City. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Trisonean economy, worth a remarkable 1,175 trillion Trinns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,486 Trinns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, respect is something that is typically forced rather than earned in New Trisone, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. New Trisone's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Trisone is ranked 2,659^th in the world and 165^th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 272.69 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.