The Democratic Union of New Trisone is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nairo Q'umir with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.848 billion New Trisoneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Trisone City. The average income tax rate is 83.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Trisonean economy, worth a remarkable 2,289 trillion Fusean Notes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,495 Fusean Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime is totally unknown. New Trisone's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Trisone is ranked 7,752^nd in the world and 396^th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,535.23 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.