The Democratic Union of New Trisone is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Nairo Q'umir with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.082 billion New Trisoneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Trisone City. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Trisonean economy, worth a remarkable 3,099 trillion Fusean Notes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,026 Fusean Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, New Trisone City University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime is totally unknown. New Trisone's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Trisone is ranked 99,067^th in the world and 1,672^nd in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 23.73 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.