The Federal Republic of PwRepublic is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Obama with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 1.989 billion PwRepublicians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal Palace. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient PwRepublician economy, worth 402 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 202,325 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PwRepublic's national animal is the American HoneyBadger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ObamaCare.

PwRepublic is ranked 138,730^th in the world and 2,664^th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,179.32 on the Hickory Productivity Index.