The Intrepid Invidious Republic of Empy is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nick with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 10.806 billion Empyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emp City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Empyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,063 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 283,484 Gold Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 969,256 per year while the poor average 60,959, a ratio of 15.9 to 1.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, the justice of Empy is considered superior to that of other nations, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Empy's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is none with all being equally respected.

Empy is ranked 75,497^th in the world and 4,630^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.22 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.