The Independent Premises of Jeltronian WA Mission is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President of the Jeltronian WA Mission with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.468 billion WA Missioners are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 86.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Jeltronian WA Missionian economy, worth 790 trillion Jeltronian Estedoes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 176,973 Jeltronian Estedoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, new regulations have put a halt to monkey business, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeltronian WA Mission's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nabetseism.

Jeltronian WA Mission is ranked 108,695^th in the world and 2,029^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,836.1 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.