Will test our strength and honor. President Jonathan Bernhardt
Most Compassionate Citizens: 446thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 499thNicest Citizens: 513th
The United Incorporated States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population8.898 billion

LeaderPresident Jonathan Bernhardt

CurrencyLaxoimia Dollar
AnimalLaxoimia Flying Parrot Fish

The United Incorporated States of Laxoimia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Jonathan Bernhardt with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 8.898 billion Laxomese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dellmoor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Laxoimian economy, worth a remarkable 1,998 trillion Laxoimia Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 224,584 Laxoimia Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Laxoimia's many privately-owned prisons, throwing a sickie is a serious crime, and Information Technology facilities are being turned into Laxoimia Flying Parrot Fish habitats. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laxoimia's national animal is the Laxoimia Flying Parrot Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Laxoimia is ranked 228,141st in the world and 9,575th in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -7.35 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 446thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 499thNicest Citizens: 513thMost Inclusive: 741stHighest Food Quality: 1,045thHealthiest Citizens: 1,053rdMost Influential: 1,063rdMost Developed: 1,251stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,349thMost Pacifist: 1,436thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,447thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,489thMost Efficient Economies: 2,122ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,203rdSmartest Citizens: 2,400thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,457thMost Cultured: 2,558thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,686thBest Weather: 3,028thSafest: 3,459thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,908thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,984thLargest Governments: 4,328thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,459thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,525thMost Patriotic: 4,979thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,036thHighest Average Incomes: 5,443rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,667thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,438thHighest Economic Output: 9,668thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,037thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,993rdMost Rebellious Youth: 11,217thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,685thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,460thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,768thLeast Corrupt Governments: 17,708thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,938th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 27th in the regionNicest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Inclusive: 40th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 51st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 51st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Pacifist: 75th in the regionMost Developed: 80th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 87th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 91st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 108th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 114th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 118th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Cultured: 127th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 156th in the regionBest Weather: 172nd in the regionSafest: 181st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 210th in the regionLargest Governments: 215th in the regionMost Patriotic: 218th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 222nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 225th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 245th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 275th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 278th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 285th in the regionMost Influential: 310th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 319th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 337th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 358th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 399th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 457th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 487th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 493rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 703rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 760th in the regionNudest: 793rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 797th in the regionMost Average: 904th in the regionMost Devout: 932nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 933rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 979th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 989th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,103rd in the region

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