The Federal Republic of Panama Coalition is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Federal President William I with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 11.71 billion Coalitionist Panamanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panama DC. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Panama Coalitionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,716 trillion Balboas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 146,553 Balboas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, and it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panama Coalition's national animal is the Aguila Arpia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Panama Coalition is ranked 18,252^nd in the world and 955^th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 10.82 bananas ingested per day.