The Federal Republic of Panama Coalition is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Federal President William I with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.884 billion Coalitionist Panamanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panama DC. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Panama Coalitionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,106 trillion Balboas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 140,401 Balboas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

People with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, a third of Coalitionist Panamanians are e-certified CEOs, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people, and elected officials often serve for decades in a single term. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panama Coalition's national animal is the Aguila Harpia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Panama Coalition is ranked 186,352^nd in the world and 8,293^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -7.55 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.