The Federal Republic of Panama Coalition is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Federal President William I with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, soft-spoken computers, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.553 billion Coalitionist Panamanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panama DC. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Panama Coalitionian economy, worth 593 trillion Balboas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 130,335 Balboas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Panama DC to enjoy their national art, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panama Coalition's national animal is the Aguila Harpia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Panama Coalition is ranked 33,613^th in the world and 1,765^th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 58.76 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.