The Federal Republic of Panama Coalition is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Federal President William I with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.398 billion Coalitionist Panamanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panama DC. The average income tax rate is 68.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Panama Coalitionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,020 trillion Balboas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 137,960 Balboas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

A new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, and rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panama Coalition's national animal is the Aguila Harpia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Panama Coalition is ranked 157,358^th in the world and 7,705^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.83 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.