The Federal Republic of Panama Coalition is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Federal President William I with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.954 billion Coalitionist Panamanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panama DC. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Panama Coalitionian economy, worth 648 trillion Balboas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 131,000 Balboas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panama Coalition's national animal is the Aguila Harpia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Panama Coalition is ranked 135,907^th in the world and 7,325^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.44 Obesity Rate.