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Stay afraid. Stay very afraid. Emperor Calvin Schultz
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 65thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 255thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 377th
The Eternal Dynasty of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Comfed

Population4.621 billion

CapitalOkatarin
LeaderEmperor Calvin Schultz
FaithYcarcotuastism

CurrencyGoldblenn
Animalmantis shrimp

The Eternal Dynasty of Comfed is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Calvin Schultz with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, zero percent divorce rate, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.621 billion Comfedians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okatarin. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The all-consuming Comfedian economy, worth a remarkable 1,445 trillion Goldblenns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 312,855 Goldblenns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Small shoes often wash up on the beach, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment, most foreigners can't name the leader of Comfed, and bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comfed's national animal is the mantis shrimp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Ycarcotuastism.

Comfed is ranked 36,167th in the world and 894th in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 96.46 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 65thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 255thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 377thMost Patriotic: 589thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 625thMost Devout: 676thMost Corrupt Governments: 936thLowest Crime Rates: 1,130thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,305thLargest Black Market: 1,638thBest Weather: 1,689thHighest Average Incomes: 2,049thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,101stLargest Governments: 2,501stLargest Insurance Industry: 2,591stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,604thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 2,963rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,613thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,761stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,798thMost Conservative: 4,030thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,254thNudest: 4,332ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,766thHealthiest Citizens: 5,180thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,714thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,935thMost Influential: 5,984thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,673rdTop
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Highest Economic Output: 13,930thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,907thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,155thLargest Mining Sector: 15,310thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,552ndMost Extreme: 21,511th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Patriotic: 18th in the regionMost Devout: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionLargest Black Market: 35th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 43rd in the regionBest Weather: 54th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 58th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 61st in the regionLargest Governments: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 79th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 91st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 96th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 102nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 104th in the regionNudest: 109th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 132nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 138th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 156th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 159th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 161st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 165th in the regionMost Extreme: 205th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 265th in the regionMost Conservative: 338th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 345th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 355th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 362nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 475th in the regionMost Influential: 602nd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 664th in the regionLargest Populations: 726th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 894th in the regionMost Developed: 927th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 959th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Comfed, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Comfed, most foreigners can't name the leader of Comfed.
  • : Following new legislation in Comfed, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment.
  • : Following new legislation in Comfed, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Comfed, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in Comfed, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Comfed, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
  • : Following new legislation in Comfed, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
  • : Comfed resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Comfed was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian.

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