The Eternal Dynasty of Comfed is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Calvin Schultz with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, zero percent divorce rate, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.621 billion Comfedians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okatarin. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The all-consuming Comfedian economy, worth a remarkable 1,445 trillion Goldblenns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 312,855 Goldblenns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Small shoes often wash up on the beach, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment, most foreigners can't name the leader of Comfed, and bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comfed's national animal is the mantis shrimp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Ycarcotuastism.

Comfed is ranked 36,167^th in the world and 894^th in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 96.46 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.