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Most Rebellious Youth: 78thLeast Corrupt Governments: 106thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 157th
The Galactik Imperium of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

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Velon

Population40.579 billion

Capitalpoopopolis
LeaderSQUEE

Currencydonut hole
Animalpiggus chonkus

The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 40.579 billion velonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, socially-minded government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Healthcare, Public Transport, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 5.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving velonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,354 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,524 donut holes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

SQUEE's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, SQUEE reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, and molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Velon's national animal is the piggus chonkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Velon is ranked 3,824th in the world and 164th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 192 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 78thLeast Corrupt Governments: 106thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 157thLargest Publishing Industry: 184thHealthiest Citizens: 360thMost Cheerful Citizens: 386thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 515thMost Pacifist: 568thNicest Citizens: 613thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 618thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 629thMost Compassionate Citizens: 659thSafest: 732ndSmartest Citizens: 852ndLongest Average Lifespans: 879thHighest Economic Output: 969thBest Weather: 1,148thLargest Populations: 1,294thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,374thMost Influential: 1,553rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,148thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,502ndHighest Food Quality: 2,510thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,783rdTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,330thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,334thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,512thMost Cultured: 3,824thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,937thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,390thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,564thHighest Average Incomes: 6,738thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,057thMost Inclusive: 10,594thLargest Governments: 11,298thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,953rdTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,310thMost Secular: 17,143rdMost Developed: 21,281stMost Income Equality: 21,633rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,175thMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,638th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionMost Pacifist: 27th in the regionSafest: 28th in the regionNicest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 35th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 38th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 41st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 52nd in the regionBest Weather: 58th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 75th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 76th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 91st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 101st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 129th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 144th in the regionMost Cultured: 164th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 165th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 170th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 170th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 223rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 273rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 348th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 378th in the regionLargest Governments: 495th in the regionMost Inclusive: 530th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 538th in the regionMost Secular: 570th in the regionMost Income Equality: 596th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 618th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 653rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Velon changed its national animal to "piggus chonkus".
  • : Velon voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, SQUEE reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, SQUEE's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, gossip magazines have pictures of SQUEE sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
  • : Velon endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Opis.
  • : Velon endorsed The Federation of ZleekyGgh.
  • : Velon endorsed The Federal Republic of Nu Elysium.

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World Assembly

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