The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, public floggings, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.248 billion velonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Public Transport, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 1.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The velonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,522 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,574 donut holes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government-sponsored autobiography 'A SQUEE For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of SQUEE's supporters, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, and victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Velon was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Norvayopia.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, the government-sponsored autobiography 'A SQUEE For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of SQUEE's supporters.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
- : Velon endorsed The United States of Acrabinnia.
- : Velon was endorsed by The United States of Acrabinnia.
- : Velon endorsed The Mistress of Blades 愛 Country of QuEeN yUnO.
- : Velon endorsed The Republic of SchoolHouse Rock.
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