Population | 40.579 billion |
Capital | poopopolis |
Leader | SQUEE |
Currency | donut hole |
Animal | piggus chonkus |
The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 40.579 billion velonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, socially-minded government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Healthcare, Public Transport, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 5.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The thriving velonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,354 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,524 donut holes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
SQUEE's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, SQUEE reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, and molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Velon's national animal is the piggus chonkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Velon is ranked 3,824th in the world and 164th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 192 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Velon changed its national animal to "piggus chonkus".
- : Velon voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Following new legislation in Velon, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, SQUEE reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, SQUEE's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, gossip magazines have pictures of SQUEE sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
- : Velon endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Opis.
- : Velon endorsed The Federation of ZleekyGgh.
- : Velon endorsed The Federal Republic of Nu Elysium.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 203 » Chipoli, TheLandOfFunFunFun, New Lakemba, Laforeia, Varisland, Kandorith, Corfad, Great Bights Mum, Gorundu, Kwaj, Shibutani, Territorio di Nessuno, Bankowiata, Radicaster, Koda-Land, Esperonia, PlanetMercury, The Rhein States, Russila, Advancia-Sizzletown, Loutsland, Pineappleistania, Atrito, Jeltronian WA Mission, Laurendon, Aguaria Major, Pazair, Siwale, Rex Republic, Wisconsota, Southern Moosetopia, Former English Colony, Northern-Kempia, Dreadton, Unshleepd, Arucaria, Catalis, Pallaith, Ethnon, North Bratislava, Frieszia, Oannia, South Parter, Sil Dorsett, New Atlantico, Nouvel Empire, Darkanistan, TamilPesum, New-Ferytland, Marlducro, and 153 others.Kranostav, Frances Francis the First of France, Ishtimbine, IHateRights, Deliber, Wilkshire, Empy, Valentine Z, Pinky Queen, Nationeer, Kaschovia, Rinadia, Buluma, Xagill, Simone Republic, Furballland, Bjorkikistan, Dakota Territories, Yokciq Empire, DarkMondoria, Blyskalia, The Confederate States of America, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Individualist Catopia, Petronellania, Wolffoxia, Fran Advar, Alire, Unsophisticate, KAP03land, Federation of Vanguard, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, Oskland, Mortionia, Bedsonya, Omnistria, Harjad, PotatoFarmers, The Police, Bodhisva, Coders, Libaga, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Neopie, Great Ignesia, The Austro Germanic Union, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Votak Matim, The Jerichowan Country, Tugupaw, Wineclaw, Attempted Socialism, Inclement Space, Grith Neria, Valiacorkit, CyberEgypt, Neptunian Military Administration, Jenha, Pyos Ter, Chao Phraya River, Racoda, Sindoesia, Galbadiana, Izern, Lionsroar, Mallyna, Amdupe, Democratic Republic of Magley, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Ijo, Vertigoism, Kingdom of Time, New Derse, Bardopia, Gragadoia, Republiqueducroissant, Sur Isles, Alogiada, Mystiquelle, Leone Frankia, Velting-Instan, Aerilia, Everything Decided at Random, The USSA, Segesta, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Northumberlandia, New Bismuthium, Hyphen, Gojira, Western Justice, Perikuresu, Armonker, Ham Federation, Artoriticitys, United Orange Valley States, Sapien-Zustand, Bagojo, The Republic of Poland, Ardok, Illusia and Neverendia, Maott, New Chiken, Bochlon, Khoik, Ereena, Photan, Verderiesdre, Halsoni, Sanctum Teriaris, Zelenaya Dolina, Luminerra, Zerentopia, Arostica, Psykistriaa, McMasterdonia, CzechoSaxony, Nebiyar, Novo Imperio de Brasilia, Eludmonden, Myth Of Saints, Germanic Cat, Kainin, Moonhaven, Wechujan, Fragrancia, Barxa, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Norwegian FOREST cat, Endus Mea Fral, Texaska, New Selkirk, United Kahndaq, Yukti, A Nova Terra, The Resoland, Altivia, Auvangad Eng, Banulia, Nistriabar, Lugarvatn, The Best Empire, Aoncarpa, Nu Elysium, Opis, and ZleekyGgh.