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Most Rebellious Youth: 60th Least Corrupt Governments: 61st Healthiest Citizens: 165th
The Galactik Imperium of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population30.248 billion


Currencydonut hole
Animalpiggus chunkus

The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, public floggings, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.248 billion velonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Public Transport, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 1.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The velonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,522 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,574 donut holes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government-sponsored autobiography 'A SQUEE For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of SQUEE's supporters, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, and victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Velon is ranked 9,672nd in the world and 567th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 178.16 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 60thLeast Corrupt Governments: 61stHealthiest Citizens: 165thNicest Citizens: 195thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 198thMost Compassionate Citizens: 210thMost Cheerful Citizens: 317thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 329thMost Pacifist: 346thLargest Publishing Industry: 440thSmartest Citizens: 475thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 602ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 798thBest Weather: 857thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,039thHighest Economic Output: 1,123rdLargest Populations: 1,397thMost Influential: 1,478thHighest Crime Rates: 1,532ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,547thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,200thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,220thSafest: 2,241stMost Cultured: 2,928thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,245thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,324thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,034thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,249thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,346thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,387thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,509thHighest Average Incomes: 7,397thTop
Most Inclusive: 9,672ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,746thLargest Governments: 10,977thMost Secular: 13,289thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,450th
Least Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 19th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 37th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 50th in the regionBest Weather: 52nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 65th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 71st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 79th in the regionTop
Safest: 117th in the regionMost Cultured: 133rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 182nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 197th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 217th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 221st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 222nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 238th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 250th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 340th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 420th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 530th in the regionMost Inclusive: 567th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 584th in the regionMost Influential: 601st in the regionMost Secular: 694th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 735th in the regionLargest Black Market: 761st in the regionNudest: 808th in the region

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