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Most Rebellious Youth: 63rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 69thHealthiest Citizens: 214th
The Galactik Imperium of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population33.312 billion


Currencydonut hole
Animalpiggus chunkus

The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.312 billion velonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Public Transport, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 2.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong velonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,642 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,413 donut holes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, and the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Velon is ranked 3,013th in the world and 150th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 8,398.81 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 63rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 69thHealthiest Citizens: 214thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 239thNicest Citizens: 253rdMost Pacifist: 257thMost Compassionate Citizens: 267thLargest Publishing Industry: 274thMost Cheerful Citizens: 315thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 370thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 479thLongest Average Lifespans: 558thSmartest Citizens: 592ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 651stBest Weather: 846thMost Influential: 1,010thHighest Economic Output: 1,068thLargest Populations: 1,318thSafest: 1,337thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,638thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,785thHighest Crime Rates: 1,936thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,686thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,843rdMost Cultured: 2,965thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,972ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,013thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,030thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,063rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,538thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,702ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,296thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,716thMost Inclusive: 9,978thLargest Governments: 10,184thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 11,969thMost Secular: 14,693rdMost Stationary: 19,713th
Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 33rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 40th in the regionBest Weather: 52nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 66th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 72nd in the regionSafest: 80th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 114th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 146th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 150th in the regionMost Cultured: 150th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 163rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 167th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 176th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 204th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 285th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 285th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 307th in the regionMost Influential: 380th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 454th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 489th in the regionLargest Governments: 500th in the regionMost Inclusive: 581st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 657th in the regionMost Secular: 795th in the regionMost Politically Free: 890th in the region

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