The Unified People´s Republic of Crilland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lucius Izunia with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 8.996 billion Crills are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veridia. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Crillandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,257 trillion Green Paper Rectangles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 139,820 Green Paper Rectangles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, and the government denies any involvement in the release of the Hot Load computer virus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crilland's national animal is the Chainsaw Man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church Of Money.

Crilland is ranked 301,449^th in the world and 5,458^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -316.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.