Proletarians of the world, unite!
Most Inclusive: 81stMost Scientifically Advanced: 85thHighest Poor Incomes: 120th
The United Socialist Republic of
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The Sinclarian Provinces

Population11.449 billion

LeaderJerod Lasater

AnimalGolden Eagle

The United Socialist Republic of The Sinclarian Provinces is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jerod Lasater with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 11.449 billion Sinclarians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gracemeria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sinclarian economy, worth a remarkable 5,326 trillion Sets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 465,279 Sets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Sinclarian weed picker are way up, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Jerod Lasater's desk, meat-eating is frowned upon, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sinclarian Provinces's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Sinclarian Provinces is ranked 207,079th in the world and 9,153rd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -1441.36 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Inclusive: 81stMost Scientifically Advanced: 85thHighest Poor Incomes: 120thMost Efficient Economies: 135thSmartest Citizens: 141stLargest Governments: 144thMost Secular: 186thMost Cultured: 222ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 226thLowest Crime Rates: 230thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 244thHighest Average Tax Rates: 248thMost Developed: 292ndLongest Average Lifespans: 333rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 335thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 367thHighest Average Incomes: 394thLargest Publishing Industry: 429thMost Influential: 445thMost Beautiful Environments: 458thSafest: 596thHealthiest Citizens: 608thMost Subsidized Industry: 612thLargest Information Technology Sector: 656thLargest Agricultural Sector: 850thMost Advanced Public Education: 952ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,083rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,231stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,295thNicest Citizens: 1,320thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,448thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,563rdHighest Economic Output: 1,637thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,695thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,973rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,975thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,053rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,547thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,179thBest Weather: 4,518thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,850thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,070thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,366thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,697thRudest Citizens: 6,681stLargest Retail Industry: 8,953rdTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 11,758thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,802ndMost Stationary: 19,155th
Smartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 31st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 31st in the regionSafest: 36th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 39th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 49th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 61st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 61st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 77th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 86th in the regionNicest Citizens: 87th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 91st in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 97th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 99th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 106th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 121st in the regionMost Influential: 135th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 174th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 175th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 189th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 235th in the regionBest Weather: 253rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 364th in the regionLargest Populations: 401st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 447th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 478th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 509th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 516th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 568th in the regionNudest: 645th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Sinclarian Provinces, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sinclarian Provinces, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sinclarian Provinces, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Jerod Lasater's desk.
  • : The Sinclarian Provinces voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : The Sinclarian Provinces voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Following new legislation in The Sinclarian Provinces, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Sinclarian weed picker are way up.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sinclarian Provinces, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sinclarian Provinces, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sinclarian Provinces, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
  • : Following new legislation in The Sinclarian Provinces, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.


World Assembly

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