The United Socialist Republics of The Sinclarian Provinces is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Jeviah Leznov with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 24.5 billion Sinclarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gracemeria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sinclarian economy, worth an astonishing 13,552 trillion Setés a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 553,143 Setés, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, the government has become increasingly militant, the prisoners of Azkatraz have a new emperor, and listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Sinclarian Provinces's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Sinclarian Provinces is ranked 203^rd in the world and 7^th in Balder for Most Developed, scoring 99.91 on the Human Development Index.