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¡Pa que vos veáis! Loís Deleuze
Most Primitive: 127thHighest Drug Use: 280thMost Devout: 505th
The ㅤㅤㅤㅤ of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Small Venezia

Population2.377 billion

CapitalMaracaibo and Paraguaipoa
LeaderLoís Deleuze
FaithManichaeism

CurrencyCobre
AnimalMonkulonseerü

The ㅤㅤㅤㅤ of Small Venezia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Loís Deleuze with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, feral children, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.377 billion Maracuchos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maracaibo and Paraguaipoa. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Marabino economy, worth 361 trillion Cobres a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 152,008 Cobres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is giving peace a chance, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane, and executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Small Venezia's national animal is the Monkulonseerü, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Manichaeism.

Small Venezia is ranked 285,388th in the world and 5,200th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 11,856.65 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Primitive: 127thHighest Drug Use: 280thMost Devout: 505thNudest: 527thMost Ignorant Citizens: 562ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 658thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,062ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,784thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,249thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3,559thBest Weather: 3,874thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,329thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,688thMost Influential: 5,415thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,676thMost Cultured: 6,110thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,526thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,688thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,335thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,481stMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,259thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,452ndHighest Food Quality: 10,247thLargest Black Market: 10,852ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,627thMost Inclusive: 14,264thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17,101stLargest Governments: 19,568thMost Armed: 21,324thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,366thHighest Average Incomes: 23,880thMost Efficient Economies: 29,991st
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Nudest: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18th in the regionMost Devout: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 61st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 69th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 89th in the regionLargest Black Market: 145th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 149th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 163rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 188th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 213th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 218th in the regionBest Weather: 236th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 241st in the regionMost Cultured: 270th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 320th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 321st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 347th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 367th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 430th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 449th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 466th in the regionMost Inclusive: 600th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, it's always rabbit season.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, most people attending churches are maintenance workers.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, Maracaibo and Paraguaipoa has become the number one destination for urban exploration in The North Pacific.

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