The Equivocal Extraterrestrial of Allied Stumbler is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Void with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.665 billion Degenerates enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elysium. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Degenerate economy, worth a remarkable 2,179 trillion Glorified Papers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 204,332 Glorified Papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Allied Stumbler's national animal is the Weeaboo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Futurism.

Allied Stumbler is ranked 105,844^th in the world and 2,067^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,118.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.