科学、技术、进步 Science, Technology, Progress
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,027thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,657thMost Influential: 1,788th
The Ultravisionary State of
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Hai Han

Population2.229 billion

Capital学京 Xué Jīng
Leader升天者 The Ascended One
Faith超视启蒙 The Path of Ultravision Enlightment

Currency数字兩 Digital Tael
Animal麒麟 Qílín

The Ultravisionary State of Hai Han is a massive, genial nation, ruled by 升天者 The Ascended One with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.229 billion 汉 Han hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 学京 Xué Jīng. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 汉 Han economy, worth 391 trillion 数字兩 Digital Taels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 175,800 数字兩 Digital Taels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, and prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries. Crime is totally unknown. Hai Han's national animal is the 麒麟 Qílín, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 超视启蒙 The Path of Ultravision Enlightment.

Hai Han is ranked 4,542nd in the world and 238th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 133.84 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,027thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,657thMost Influential: 1,788thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,950thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,459thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,912thMost Efficient Economies: 3,931stMost Developed: 4,531stSmartest Citizens: 4,542ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,612thMost Inclusive: 5,414thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,700thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,294thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,325thLargest Governments: 7,663rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,073rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,118thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,422ndNicest Citizens: 8,473rdHighest Food Quality: 9,589thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,236thHighest Average Incomes: 10,589thMost Secular: 10,816thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,224thNudest: 11,275thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,297thMost Pacifist: 11,941stMost Cultured: 12,787thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 16,077thLowest Crime Rates: 16,409thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,604thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,738thLargest Retail Industry: 19,557thHealthiest Citizens: 20,468thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,240thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,353rdLargest Mining Sector: 26,144th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 88th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 107th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 153rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 170th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 181st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 220th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 238th in the regionMost Developed: 263rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 294th in the regionNudest: 300th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 320th in the regionMost Inclusive: 327th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 347th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 400th in the regionLargest Governments: 403rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 457th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 481st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 481st in the regionNicest Citizens: 489th in the regionMost Secular: 506th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 544th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 549th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 554th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 567th in the regionMost Influential: 570th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 648th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 651st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 663rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 669th in the regionMost Pacifist: 692nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 699th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 788th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 801st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 818th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 849th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,012th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,092nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hai Han, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Following new legislation in Hai Han, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
  • : Hai Han was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Hai Han, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
  • : Following new legislation in Hai Han, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Following new legislation in Hai Han, most 汉 Han wear towels as demand for pants outstrips supply.
  • : Following new legislation in Hai Han, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Hai Han, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
  • : Following new legislation in Hai Han, every conceivable scenic location has been completely booked by couples desperate to marry.
  • : Hai Han was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 181 » Aerilia, Shibutani, Federation Terra Australis, Yaorozu, Ellbonnia, Guer Aike, Ayuzhhhhh, Bankowiata, Tachycardia, Ethnon, Loutsland, Great Bights Mum, The Rhein States, Dreadton, Aenglaland, Kwaj, Waystar Fujiwara International, Corfad, Pinguioris, Koda-Land, The Erie Doctrine, The Arverni Lands, Seanat, ForestMythal, Hardscrabble, Frances Francis the First of France, Kastonvia, North Bratislava, Former English Colony, Thought Obliteration, Notyoutopia, Landraya, Wilkshire, Pazair, Sojenre, Bongo Mountain, Card Kingdom, Siwale, New Lakemba, Ohiyo, XD 2, Gragadoia, KAP03land, Maott, Sunto, Kandorith, Q w e r t y, Napnomadia, Xentherida, Kitabo, and 131 others.Sil Dorsett, Merconitonitopia, Bagojo, Tyirza, Kranostav, Regallio, Votak Matim, Oannia, Pallaith, Valentine Z, GPT-3, Laudesia, Telviesul, Inspiratus, Hops and Malt, Myrenia, Flurbleland, Galom Dasir, 1 very fast endotarter, Aryan Homeland, Buckerino, Hulldom, Eggplant Island, Ardonii, Xagill, Constantinolia, Varisland, Hoppem, Wineclaw, Loli County, Cobolica, Steampunk Ariel, Gurou, PotatoFarmers, MAACAU, Filibustra, Orado, Napnap, Plangainer, New Trisone, Valiacorkit, Galbadiana, Omicron Persei V111, United States of Dictators, Libertarianists States, Prevaland, Heilhum Imperius, Wisconsota, Selfgradatude, Simone Republic, Pinky Queen, Capablanca, Omnistria, Banaus, Zyvetskistaahn, Piura, Joevala, Testnation223, Scroplia, Miyasaka, Fatski land, Praestania, Communist Beijing Must be China, Surb Clant, Unshleepd, Ishtimbine, Berke Khan, Oroyan, Paradeavenlisian States, Antiyard, Liberepublia, Nordic-British Union, Guslantis, Sea Star Islands, Hopenadya, Unsophisticate, Sechiole, Meadowfields, Alfenheim, Yokciq Empire, Choi Aeguka, SteelFists, Individualist Catopia, Imperial Nation Nlaaciaroepmi, Cowbridge, Jorni, Parpyduckland, Holy Marcus Empire, Almond Tofu, The Austro Germanic Union, Riocht mor Daraen, Uritalitaria, Neo Santos, Ovekisu, Chipoli, Kurkmeistan, Runeda, Kaschovia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Canadamerica, Davidianian, FLORRP, The Zheng Dynasty, Intion North, Radicaster, Travislavania, Greater Cesnica, Bud Prussia, Wolffoxia, GrayingOut, Liberate World Order, The Serdey Islands, Alqaran, King Rainbow Cat, TyGerria, Antipodea and Allies, Agencourt, Cult of Silence, Segesta, Etanur, Usichsevi, Idotistanistan, Tsandonown, Arucaria, New Soges, New-Ferytland, Furballland in TNP, FurryFeet, Socialist Industrial Council Republics, Salvo Republic, and Iukatia.