The Ultravisionary State of Hai Han is a massive, genial nation, ruled by 升天者 The Ascended One with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.229 billion 汉 Han hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 学京 Xué Jīng. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 汉 Han economy, worth 391 trillion 数字兩 Digital Taels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 175,800 数字兩 Digital Taels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, and prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries. Crime is totally unknown. Hai Han's national animal is the 麒麟 Qílín, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 超视启蒙 The Path of Ultravision Enlightment.

Hai Han is ranked 4,542^nd in the world and 238^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 133.84 quips per hour.