The Republic of Arch Dornan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Arch Dornan with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 3.208 billion Arch Dornanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Navarro. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Arch Dornanian economy, worth 637 trillion Bottle caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 198,752 Bottle caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are sent to either religious or secular schools, a video of Arch Dornan wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, and the government funds large training centres to turn Horned kangaroos into functioning members of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arch Dornan's national animal is the Horned kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Frank Horrigan.

Arch Dornan is ranked 198,121^st in the world and 6,619^th in The East Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -8 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.