The Free Land of Intelbrazia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tower of Babel with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.554 billion Intelbrazians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sancta Intelbrazia. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Intelbrazian economy, worth a remarkable 1,003 trillion Value Coefficients a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,338 Value Coefficients, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime is totally unknown. Intelbrazia's national animal is the Inia Geoffrensis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Architecture of Symbolic Computers.

Intelbrazia is ranked 278,406^th in the world and 2,281^st in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.93 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.