The War Criminal of Dalimbar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Marshal Markus Briand with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 34.993 billion Dalimbari are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Andreisberg. The average income tax rate is 77.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dalimbari economy, worth a remarkable 3,900 trillion Free State Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,474 Free State Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, the only trips Dalimbari are allowed to take are the ones caused by hallucinogens, and good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to Marshal Markus Briand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dalimbar's national animal is the Libreagle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dalism.

Dalimbar is ranked 18,234^th in the world and 320^th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,687.59 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.