Glory to Dalimbar! West is Best!
Dalimbar was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 372
Most Valuable International Artwork: 524thLargest Black Market: 1,541stLargest Populations: 1,742nd
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Population34.993 billion

CapitalSaint Andreisberg
LeaderMarshal Markus Briand

CurrencyFree State Credit

The War Criminal of Dalimbar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Marshal Markus Briand with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 34.993 billion Dalimbari are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Andreisberg. The average income tax rate is 77.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dalimbari economy, worth a remarkable 3,900 trillion Free State Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,474 Free State Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, the only trips Dalimbari are allowed to take are the ones caused by hallucinogens, and good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to Marshal Markus Briand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dalimbar's national animal is the Libreagle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dalism.

Dalimbar is ranked 18,234th in the world and 320th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,687.59 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 524thLargest Black Market: 1,541stLargest Populations: 1,742ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,272ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 3,848thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,108thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,259thBest Weather: 4,637thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,299thMost Patriotic: 8,223rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,250thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,916thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,271stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,344thLowest Crime Rates: 12,146thHealthiest Citizens: 12,692ndMost Influential: 12,901stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,034thTop
Most Secular: 14,456thMost Developed: 15,779thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,347thMost Cultured: 16,478thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,569thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,636thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,234thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,821stSmartest Citizens: 20,045thMost Authoritarian: 21,874thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,905thLargest Governments: 25,592ndHighest Food Quality: 26,144th
Largest Populations: 18th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 52nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 59th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 64th in the regionBest Weather: 84th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 96th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 98th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 115th in the regionMost Patriotic: 120th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 184th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 206th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 206th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 215th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 216th in the region

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