The Big Pigs of Warokkia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Grey Hog with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.593 billion Waroks hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Graumrok. The average income tax rate is 13.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Warokkian economy, worth 206 trillion Clargs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 129,350 Clargs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, and cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Warokkia's national animal is the Warok Hog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Warokkia is ranked 10,610^th in the world and 159^th in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 8,220.35 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.