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Most Valuable International Artwork: 36thMost Rebellious Youth: 878thMost Cheerful Citizens: 981st
The Little Voice In Your Head of
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Witchcraft and Sorcery

Population20.313 billion

CapitalNight Vale
LeaderMayor Cardinal
Faithnever looking back

Currencycosine
Animalmysterious hooded figure

The Little Voice In Your Head of Witchcraft and Sorcery is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mayor Cardinal with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 20.313 billion listeners hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Night Vale. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient listening economy, worth a remarkable 3,329 trillion cosines a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 163,930 cosines, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, the WASBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime is totally unknown. Witchcraft and Sorcery's national animal is the mysterious hooded figure, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is never looking back.

Witchcraft and Sorcery is ranked 4,693rd in the world and 144th in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.29 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 36thMost Rebellious Youth: 878thMost Cheerful Citizens: 981stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,094thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,135thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,352ndMost Pacifist: 1,826thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,023rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,085thNicest Citizens: 2,141stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,609thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,730thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,924thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,108thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,393rdHighest Food Quality: 3,412thBest Weather: 3,449thMost Devout: 3,884thMost Inclusive: 3,935thLargest Governments: 4,056thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,243rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,543rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,643rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,693rdMost Developed: 4,763rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,898thHighest Economic Output: 4,908thHealthiest Citizens: 5,629thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,920thSmartest Citizens: 6,189thSafest: 6,200thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,577thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,441stMost Influential: 8,163rdLargest Populations: 9,718thHighest Average Incomes: 12,208thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,489thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 18,699thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,547thMost Politically Free: 23,505thLowest Crime Rates: 25,181st
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 32nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 35th in the regionMost Pacifist: 56th in the regionNicest Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 62nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 63rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 71st in the regionMost Cultured: 75th in the regionMost Devout: 83rd in the regionLargest Populations: 84th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 85th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 91st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 93rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 98th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 102nd in the regionLargest Governments: 104th in the regionBest Weather: 105th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 116th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 130th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 138th in the regionMost Politically Free: 142nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 144th in the regionMost Developed: 151st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 154th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 161st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 182nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 186th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 187th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 196th in the regionSafest: 197th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 209th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 323rd in the regionNudest: 385th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 394th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 493rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 558th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 667th in the regionMost Influential: 696th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 709th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,142nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,150th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,184th in the region

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