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Population6.065 billion

LeaderKing Giovanni I

CurrencyGolden Orbs
AnimalHyacinth macaw

The Lavender Delegate of Giovanniland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Giovanni I with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.065 billion Giovannilandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giovannistadt. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Giovannilandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,931 trillion Golden Orbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 483,411 Golden Orbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Giovannilandian ambassadors. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Giovanniland's national animal is the Hyacinth macaw, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violetism.

Giovanniland is ranked 890th in the world and 12th in the West Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 101.01 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 62ndRudest Citizens: 98thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 265thHighest Poor Incomes: 292ndMost Influential: 315thMost Armed: 373rdHighest Crime Rates: 379thHighest Average Incomes: 431stMost Rebellious Youth: 446thMost Subsidized Industry: 566thLargest Gambling Industry: 628thLargest Information Technology Sector: 729thMost Efficient Economies: 890thMost Inclusive: 901stLargest Black Market: 904thFattest Citizens: 956thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,026thHighest Drug Use: 1,107thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,227thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,232ndMost Politically Free: 1,320thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,323rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,372ndLargest Governments: 1,392ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,415thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,567thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,600thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,618thHighest Food Quality: 1,649thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,707thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,784thMost Cultured: 1,813thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,987thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,020thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,481stSmartest Citizens: 2,534thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,686thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 4,326thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,347thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,429thMost Patriotic: 4,524thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,768thHighest Economic Output: 5,856thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,446thNudest: 9,616thBest Weather: 12,052ndTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 19,548thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,332ndMost Stationary: 24,249th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 29th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 29th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 31st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 46th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 48th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 54th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 56th in the regionMost Patriotic: 71st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 81st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 81st in the regionNudest: 84th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 87th in the regionMost Extreme: 111th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 117th in the region

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