The Democratic United Minions of JLIANG is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Kevin Minion with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.621 billion Minions enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minion City. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Minionese economy, worth a remarkable 1,158 trillion Banana Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 206,091 Banana Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and helium balloons lift the nation's spacecraft towards the heavens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JLIANG's national animal is the Minion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Despicable Banana.

JLIANG is ranked 3,127^th in the world and 46^th in the West Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 10,233.85 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.