May The Course be with you! Tournament Director
Most Inclusive: 44thNicest Citizens: 74thMost Compassionate Citizens: 76th
The Smokin Green Land of
Left-wing Utopia
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Political Freedom

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Population13.483 billion

CapitalThe Course
LeaderTournament Director
FaithDisc Golf in Nature


The Smokin Green Land of DiscGolfLand is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tournament Director with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.483 billion DiscGolfLandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Course. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient DiscGolfLandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,980 trillion Discs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 369,405 Discs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, and funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience. Crime is totally unknown. DiscGolfLand's national animal is the Raptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disc Golf in Nature.

DiscGolfLand is ranked 179,384th in the world and 6,129th in the West Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 183.38 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Inclusive: 44thNicest Citizens: 74thMost Compassionate Citizens: 76thHighest Food Quality: 87thMost Pacifist: 98thMost Cheerful Citizens: 98thLargest Welfare Programs: 110thMost Beautiful Environments: 117thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 154thMost Cultured: 175thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 185thMost Advanced Public Education: 201stHighest Average Tax Rates: 210thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 211thLargest Governments: 219thBest Weather: 251stMost Rebellious Youth: 279thMost Efficient Economies: 283rdHighest Poor Incomes: 363rdMost Devout: 364thMost Valuable International Artwork: 371stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 471stSmartest Citizens: 476thMost Scientifically Advanced: 538thMost Advanced Public Transport: 544thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 577thLargest Publishing Industry: 766thMost Subsidized Industry: 977thRudest Citizens: 1,096thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,127thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,129thHighest Average Incomes: 1,263rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,442ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,467thHighest Drug Use: 1,483rdMost Developed: 1,951stMost Influential: 2,253rdHighest Economic Output: 2,631stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,773rdTop
Safest: 5,306thMost Stationary: 7,786thNudest: 9,457thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,088thTop
Most Income Equality: 22,729thLargest Populations: 23,863rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,986thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25,286th
Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 30th in the regionMost Developed: 36th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 39th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 51st in the regionMost Stationary: 92nd in the regionTop
Nudest: 109th in the regionSafest: 122nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 125th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 147th in the regionLargest Populations: 170th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 534th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 590th in the regionLargest Black Market: 760th in the region

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