The Smokin Green Land of DiscGolfLand is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tournament Director with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.483 billion DiscGolfLandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Course. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient DiscGolfLandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,980 trillion Discs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 369,405 Discs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, and funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience. Crime is totally unknown. DiscGolfLand's national animal is the Raptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disc Golf in Nature.

DiscGolfLand is ranked 179,384^th in the world and 6,129^th in the West Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 183.38 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.