The Smokin Green Land of DiscGolfLand is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tournament Director with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.816 billion DiscGolfLandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Course. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient DiscGolfLandian economy, worth a remarkable 7,585 trillion Discs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 403,120 Discs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's never a spare chair in the retirement home, the DBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments, and high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers. Crime is totally unknown. DiscGolfLand's national animal is the Raptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disc Golf in Nature.

DiscGolfLand is ranked 232,368^th in the world and 2,642^nd in the West Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 186.71 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.