The Federated Military Republic of El Facil is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Field Marshal Jusuchin with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 37.688 billion El Facilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Iserlohn. The average income tax rate is 1.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient El Facilian economy, worth a remarkable 9,194 trillion Federal Credits a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 243,973 Federal Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, people are offered free trials to go to trial, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, and corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Facil's national animal is the Thorn Beast, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

El Facil is ranked 10,890^th in the world and 51^st in the West Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,540.8 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.