The Federated Military Republic of El Facil is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Field Marshal Jusuchin with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 32.427 billion El Facilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Iserlohn. The average income tax rate is 1.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient El Facilian economy, worth a remarkable 7,757 trillion Federal Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 239,214 Federal Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War vets look after war animals, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, and the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Facil's national animal is the Thorn Beast, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

El Facil is ranked 25,588^th in the world and 418^th in the West Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 93.03 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.