The 🔍 ♙⇗♟ of Pipi Pampers is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Garry Chess with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 829 million Pampers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of En Passant. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pipi economy, worth 119 trillion prizefunds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 144,662 prizefunds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise, and strategic bombers are being converted into preschools. Crime is totally unknown. Pipi Pampers's national animal is the Tigran Petrosyan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pipi Pampers is ranked 106,789^th in the world and 784^th in the West Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 16.91 flags saluted per person per day.