The Most Serene Republic of Thyrall is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rage with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 33.084 billion Thyrallians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korkabain City. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thyrallian economy, worth a remarkable 3,738 trillion curits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,004 curits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills, and short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thyrall's national animal is the timber wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is oragomi.

Thyrall is ranked 197,761^st in the world and 1,887^th in the West Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 46.63 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.