The High Kingdom of Formenore is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Tar-Lótetári with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.862 billion Formenoreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maltalondë. The average income tax rate is 54.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Formenorean economy, worth 401 trillion kroonkurks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,918 kroonkurks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, the economy is green and the air is black, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Formenore's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Formenore is ranked 286,233^rd in the world and 2,281^st in the West Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 24.62 on the Bus Surprisal Index.