The Workingocracy of Unicorns rock is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Olly Smokes with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, avant-garde cinema, and prohibition of alcohol. The quiet, industrious population of 2.958 billion Unicorns rockians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hearts And Butterflies. The average income tax rate is 46.4%.

The powerhouse Unicorns rockian economy, worth 277 trillion UR dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,777 UR dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, and bridge salesmen line up for blocks to make their cases at Olly Smokes's office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unicorns rock's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Self Awareness.

Unicorns rock is ranked 161,896^th in the world and 1,179^th in the West Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,773 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.