The Federal Republic of Zogradia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ayna Salaki with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.096 billion Zogradis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yakadu. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Zogradese economy, worth a remarkable 4,755 trillion Kina a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 189,480 Kina, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, and vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR. Crime is totally unknown. Zogradia's national animal is the blue whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Zogradia is ranked 310,922^nd in the world and 2,418^th in the West Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.9 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.