The Utopia of Osborl is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by The federal council with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 862 million Osborlians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Osborlian economy, worth 101 trillion Utopis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,723 Utopis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The study of medicine is popular throughout Osborl, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, father-son fishing trips have been banned, and the economy is booming loud enough to drown out the cries of its digital labour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Osborl's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Osborl is ranked 16,649^th in the world and 265^th in the West Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 74.25 quips per hour.