The United Realms of Oronia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Felipe III with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 19.807 billion Oronians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anturia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Oronian economy, worth a remarkable 5,853 trillion oroloes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 295,529 oroloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Oronia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oronia's national animal is the jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Oronia.

Oronia is ranked 156,055^th in the world and 4,309^th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 185.42 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.