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Twirling Toward Freedom
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,214thMost Pacifist: 7,802ndSafest: 10,668th
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
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Eastern Marlan

Population467 million

CapitalTalon

Currencymarts
AnimalWhite-tailed Tropicbird

The Republic of Eastern Marlan is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 467 million Eastern Marlanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Talon. The average income tax rate is 63.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Eastern Marlanian economy, worth 24.6 trillion marts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 52,772 marts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Leader, Eastern Marlanians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, and elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists. Crime is totally unknown. Eastern Marlan's national animal is the White-tailed Tropicbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eastern Marlan is ranked 121,703rd in the world and 1,005th in the West Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 58.33 on the Human Development Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,214thMost Pacifist: 7,802ndSafest: 10,668thMost Income Equality: 11,658thMost Influential: 14,364thLeast Corrupt Governments: 16,091stTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,286thNicest Citizens: 19,128thMost Inclusive: 20,652ndMost Beautiful Environments: 21,799thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,249thMost Accessible: 22,652ndMost Cultured: 31,507thHighest Food Quality: 31,525thLargest Welfare Programs: 32,656thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32,721st
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Most Pacifist: 155th in the regionMost Politically Free: 165th in the regionMost Income Equality: 188th in the regionSafest: 204th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 229th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 230th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 249th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Marlan, elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Marlan, Eastern Marlanians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Marlan, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Leader.
  • : Eastern Marlan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Marlan, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Marlan, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Marlan, Eastern Marlan's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Eastern Marlan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured and Highest Food Quality.
  • : Eastern Marlan endorsed The West Pacific Welcomer of The Three Rivers Nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Marlan, the Eastern Marlan Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.

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