The Multiversal Empire of Spartoi is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Multiversal God Emperor Auryx with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, digital currency, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 6.236 billion Spartoi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iokath. The average income tax rate is 89.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spartoi economy, worth 932 trillion Spartoi Credits a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,554 Spartoi Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spartoi's national animal is the Viloch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Spartoi Pantheon.

Spartoi is ranked 311,807^th in the world and 5,828^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -575.78 on the Scary Big Number Scale.