We Will Endure
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,916thLargest Retail Industry: 2,614thMost Influential: 4,160th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population3.129 billion

CapitalSaint Louis


The Kingdom of Shoinkwishima is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Donte with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.129 billion Shoinkwishimen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Louis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Shoinkwishiman economy, worth 561 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 179,476 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, a government program is underway to revitalize Shoinkwishima's beaches, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, and nations that kill a Shoinkwishiman can expect a strongly worded letter. Crime is totally unknown. Shoinkwishima's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Muslim.

Shoinkwishima is ranked 257,612th in the world and 12,304th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.79 crimes per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,916thLargest Retail Industry: 2,614thTop
Most Influential: 4,160thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,813thMost Inclusive: 5,974thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,984thNicest Citizens: 6,215thMost Developed: 6,720thMost Efficient Economies: 6,735thSmartest Citizens: 7,807thLargest Governments: 7,892ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,240thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,787thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,040thHighest Food Quality: 9,458thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,616thHighest Average Incomes: 9,786thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,402ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,579thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,709thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,807thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,257thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,302ndMost Subsidized Industry: 11,480thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,973rdHealthiest Citizens: 12,046thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,328thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,661stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 13,627thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,538thMost Cultured: 18,430thMost Secular: 19,802ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,365thMost Pacifist: 23,102ndMost Beautiful Environments: 23,785thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,746thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,649thMost Average: 25,924th
Largest Retail Industry: 97th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 164th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 199th in the regionMost Inclusive: 203rd in the regionMost Developed: 203rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 205th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 205th in the regionLargest Governments: 209th in the regionNicest Citizens: 214th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 225th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 242nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 247th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 248th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 250th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 265th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 280th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 297th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 303rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 306th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 327th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 335th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 350th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 351st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 356th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 366th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 367th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 372nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 382nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 425th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 473rd in the regionMost Influential: 480th in the regionMost Cultured: 563rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 602nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 603rd in the regionMost Secular: 621st in the regionTop
Most Average: 643rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 726th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 747th in the regionMost Pacifist: 934th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 974th in the regionLargest Populations: 981st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,084th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,141st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Shoinkwishima, nations that kill a Shoinkwishiman can expect a strongly worded letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Shoinkwishima, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
  • : Following new legislation in Shoinkwishima, a government program is underway to revitalize Shoinkwishima's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Shoinkwishima, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Shoinkwishima was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Shoinkwishima, out-of-work actors say they can't complain.
  • : Following new legislation in Shoinkwishima, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Shoinkwishima, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Following new legislation in Shoinkwishima, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • : Following new legislation in Shoinkwishima, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 115 » Kringalia, Amerion, Yaravia, Ever Testing, Tepertopia, Beblahbleblo, Land Without Shrimp, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Aidenfieeld, Bawkie, PenguinPies, Corgitopiaa, Chernaya Zvezda, Bleakfoot, Tsunamy, Arscanesia, Eleuthelrium, Sedunn, Sou Avida, Wehraboos, Andinla, Ebonhand, Farengeto, Holy Free, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Venezia Pacifica, Cereskia 2, Zataras, Blancemon, Brazilian impero2, Flumenvallis, Concrete Slab, Esterwood, Makinius, Leighester, Volaworand, Forbidden Territories, Froshar, Leimarite Empire, Nowa Europa, Ostavaria, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Great Lothian, Fake vietnam, Promised Islands, The Solar System Scope, Gatalian, Nova Montron, Alienware Keyboards, Curlyhoward, and 65 others.Rebel-topia, The Two Jerseys, Tyflugian, New Cons Ryaklant, The Stolen Lands, Darakin, Mapico, Prokuror, New American Dictatorship, Bonobiana, Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, TescoPepsi, Doge Land, Petea, Erstavik, Tyrantistica, Distalkis, Comfed, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Jehenna, Oreo States, Bistritza, Skaladoria, A leftover country, Dankstergrad, A Place Somewhere, The Hinuan Empire, Ancient Slobovia, Oppalli, Kiasu-ism, Antarctic Empires, Society of Likeminded Individuals, Bear Connors Paradiso, Antwerpen1, Shefino, Blondiesland, Saint Roberts, Yellunstryer, Allo Islan Knius, Myness, Atomic Garden, Abarri, Centristvill, Maeiland, Gennaretia, Mnemnovia, Canmore, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, The British Isles and The North Sea, Jostin, Albeville, Nidon, Eae, Novalunosis, Jammlandia, Alrone, Rad Asia, RestartAll, Fankuwo, Eggraria, Numano, Shadeth, Walloonia, Treir, and Democratic Chanum Ter Heak.