The Republic of Very Pog is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Oscar Pog with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working population of 7.557 billion Pogians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poglandria. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pogian economy, worth a remarkable 1,138 trillion Pogian Pogs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,590 Pogian Pogs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Oscar Pog, and an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Oscar Pog. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Very Pog's national animal is the Pogger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Free WiFi.

Very Pog is ranked 269,185^th in the world and 4,356^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6.32 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.