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Rudest Citizens: 270thHighest Crime Rates: 466thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 714th
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Population1.467 billion

Leaderyour mom

CurrencyGold Bars

The United holy States of Randoes is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by your mom with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.467 billion Randoesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fjords. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Rando economy, worth 246 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 167,728 Gold Bars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,178,683 per year while the poor average 8,122, a ratio of 145 to 1.

The streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, shirts-versus-skins games are now skins-versus-skins games, pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists, and terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Randoes's national animal is the zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Randoes is ranked 984th in the world and 34th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 62.79 Obesity Rate.

Rudest Citizens: 270thHighest Crime Rates: 466thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 714thMost Armed: 786thLargest Gambling Industry: 892ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 924thMost Avoided: 943rdFattest Citizens: 984thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,093rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,339thMost Pro-Market: 1,440thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,500thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,668thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,719thLargest Retail Industry: 1,869thMost Influential: 2,134thHighest Drug Use: 2,241stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,349thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,458thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 6,572ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,723rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,357thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,293rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,409thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,961stNudest: 11,054thHighest Average Incomes: 11,932ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 16,475thMost Secular: 17,176thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,303rdMost Politically Free: 23,998thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 25,108thMost Extreme: 25,212thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,819thMost Inclusive: 26,967th
Most Pro-Market: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 29th in the regionMost Armed: 30th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 31st in the regionMost Avoided: 34th in the regionFattest Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 47th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 47th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 52nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 64th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 89th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 92nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 97th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 133rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 138th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 159th in the regionMost Extreme: 244th in the regionNudest: 298th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 336th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 411th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 516th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 527th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 538th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 629th in the regionMost Influential: 652nd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 727th in the regionMost Secular: 795th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 835th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 847th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,060th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,115th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,249th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,276th in the region

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