The Republic of Republic of the Soulless Hord is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Soulless with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.584 billion hordeians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Little Hord. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Republic of the Soulless Hordian economy, worth 321 trillion Looneys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 70,089 Looneys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Soulless has been known to make speeches in fishing waders, a government program is underway to revitalize Republic of the Soulless Hord's beaches, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of the Soulless Hord's national animal is the Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of The Unknown.

Republic of the Soulless Hord is ranked 257,232^nd in the world and 4,595^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 20,746.53 Standard Monetary Units.