| Population | 4.913 billion |
| Capital | a comically large fish bowl |
| Leader | Harold |
| Faith | the questioning of string cheese |
| Currency | IOU Card |
| Animal | Salmon |
The Minecraft River Valley of A Salmon Named Harold is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Harold with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.913 billion pineapple pizza enjoyers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a comically large fish bowl. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient pineapple pizza enjoyer economy, worth 926 trillion IOU Cards a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,672 IOU Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, and Harold's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime is totally unknown. A Salmon Named Harold's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the questioning of string cheese.
A Salmon Named Harold is ranked 274,922nd in the world and 13,214th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -22.93 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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A Salmon Named Harold was endorsed by 
The Youtubecom of Harjad.
- : A Salmon Named Harold was endorsed by
The Federation of Stud Hoy.
- : A Salmon Named Harold was endorsed by
The Incorporated States of Nuclear Matter.
- : A Salmon Named Harold was endorsed by
The Empire of Exkosia.
- : A Salmon Named Harold voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Europeia"".
- : Following new legislation in A Salmon Named Harold, Harold's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
- : Following new legislation in A Salmon Named Harold, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations.
- : A Salmon Named Harold endorsed
The Empire of The Land of Lilies.
- : A Salmon Named Harold endorsed
The Anomalous Readings of Non-Exploding Cupcake.
- : Following new legislation in A Salmon Named Harold, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 342 » 
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