The Kingdom of Le Free Republic is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Pico with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.829 billion Pico's sons are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stoneginger. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Le Free Republician economy, worth 300 trillion picobucks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 106,073 picobucks, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, Le Free Republician doors require a Ph.D. to open, there's a hole in the heart of every Le Free Republician city, and dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Le Free Republic's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pico Fundamentalism.

Le Free Republic is ranked 128,956^th in the world and 5,498^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 680.41 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.